Love at First Click

I can't resist. I was up late, got bored, and went to the Yahoo Personals profiles to laugh at all the morons who put themselves on display for such public ridicule. Here are tonight's top contenders...

Bachelor no.1:
Wheelchair Wonder on MTV

Bachelor no.2:
Ecclectic Globe-trotting Wifi Lover (some interesting photoshop stuff here...look at him next to the spinx...i'm thinking...FAKE?)

Bachelor no.3:
I'm sure he likes boys instead, don't you agree?