failproof way of getting yourself out of praying for dinner, every time your uber-christian missionary parents ask: say "That would be a REALLY bad idea."
"Why?"
"Because, if I prayed, it would only float up to the ceiling REALLY slowly, then rocket-fire downd through the ground and go absolutely nowhere, so then we'd all choke and die because of that."
Garunteed.
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